New Rules

There’s a guest author for new rules today! Today’s rules come from Tart, aka Tartdarling, aka Tartshapdbox. Tart has the distinction of having dual citizenship in both Brotherhood of Oblivion on Azgalor and Nocturne on Moon Guard and if you don’t know about either of these guilds you are missing out. You can find more from Tart over at her blog Power Word: Bubble. Enjoy!

New Rule – If you are not a tank or healer DO NOT QUEUE AS ONE.

No, I don’t care how short the queue times are. This especially applies to any instance that has "Heroic" in front of it. Your queue time means nothing to me if my overgeared for heroics bubble priest can not keep your non-defense capped arse alive in HEROIC VIOLET HOLD. Srsly. I can’t heal through a one shot and you with 500 defense trying to tank any boss in there are going to get nuked quicker than a microwave pizza. And my dps shaman is getting tired of seeing "well I’m boomkin/ele/prot(!) spec, but i can heal this" No, really, you can’t. Pinch heals if the regular healer bites it? Sure. But I hope to the WoW gods that you get one of those "I’m Fury/Ret/DPS-DK spec but I can tank!" tards with 500 defense to partner up with.

New Rule – If whatever item you were in the instance for doesn’t drop – DON’T FUCKING BAIL.

You would think this would be stupidly obvious, but apparently not. This also applies to "Ding! oh…. sorry guyz i gota go" FAIL, people, EPIC FAIL. If you do this you can go hellfire yourself to death and may you be camped for hours by members of the opposite faction. Even if you are on a PvE server. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this while leveling. Some one just wordlessly and randomly drops group right after a boss leaving everyone going "what…. what?" and quickly checking atlas loot to go "that FUCKER. The Mace/Sword/Helm/Dagger of Help Me Suck Less must not have dropped" and then the fun of waiting for a replacement begins. This is especially irritating when it happens more than once in the same run.

New Rule: Sindragosa can suck it.

She can take her crappy voice acting and bend over and give Nocturne loots like a proper raid boss should. And she needs to do it this week. (preferably tonight as I will be unable to raid on Thursday due to WOOO VACATION!) Arthas can also be Nocturne’s loot piñata and cough up the Kingslayer title for us. This also needs to happen so ~~I can~~ we can resume ICC ~~loothoovering~~ Frost Badge farming.