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New Rule – No more Seed of Corruption

Once upon a time there was a place called Mount Hyjal. This was the place that warlocks would go when they wanted to die. They’d bring about said dying by chain casting Seed of Corruption.

Not too long after Wrath launched I sadly, tearfully removed Seed of Corruption from my bars. It seemed that there was no trash in all of Naxxramas that lived long enough for me to get much use out of Seed. Rain of Fire, with its flashy new animation and its boosted damage, was all the rage because it started putting out the aoe hurt instantly and on demand. Crucial considering you had about one or two ticks before everything was dead anyway.

Yeah this was and is a pretty great ability but for the most part, you won’t ever really notice it if you take it off your bars and lob it into the trash.

…wait what, not all warlocks are destro? Does that change this? I don’t care, I spent all of BC as destro and I’ll spend all of Wrath as destro too.

New Rule – Stop going along with terrible leaders

No this isn’t anything to do with raiding. It has everything to do with Scourgelord Tirion Fordring… again. Can we just recognize this guy as a war criminal, flog him thoroughly and then get on with our lives already? The first time I saw him he was hanging out in Scourge territory supposedly living in exile after betraying Stormwind or some such thing. The next time I saw him was… with the Lich King. Then after that I saw him in Icecrown with the Scourge. Next he deliberately wasted a weapon of mass destruction that could have killed Arthas dead for good. Now he’s routinely slaughtering as many of the best and brightest from both factions as he can by using some Scourge he “captured” to help “train” people to fight against the Scourge.

What the hell people, he couldn’t be more obviously evil! At least Garrosh is just a stupid idiot of the nth degree, he’s not pure unwavering evil in his core like Fordring.

New Rule – Mage T10 has to be itemized with spell penetration

I just don’t know what I’ll do if the mage T10 gear not only looks badass but actually is badass. They’d better hurry and throw on some useless garbage spell penetration at the expense of meaningful stats like they did with T6 so I don’t start thinking this is some strange new world where mages actually get to have nice things.